In EDSA, there are buses, many buses. In each and every single one of those buses, there is a conductor (konduktor). If you happen to need to ride in one of those buses, and the bus that you need is full, the conductor of that bus will still announce "maluwag pa, maluwag pa, pasok lang". Sweet.
Another unusual thing is that the conductor does not usually announce that the bus is still not loaded when there are few passengers in that bus. Reverse psych ni conductor.
